I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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