what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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