They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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