i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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