my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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