what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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