Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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