I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
