This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
