I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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