They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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