dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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