i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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