Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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