your room smells of hookers.
And success
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I understand Curling. That high.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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