Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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