i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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