Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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