so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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