There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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