is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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