I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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