so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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