dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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