Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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