Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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