How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
The convent might be a nice break from real life
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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