All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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