So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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