he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Everything about him screamed your future.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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