when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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