I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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