Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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