Kiss
Puke
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
