dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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