Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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