Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He kissed a someone with a penis
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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