The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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