Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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