Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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