is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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