ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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