The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
