Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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