i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
