Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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