There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
