So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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