Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
