i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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