Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Randomize
